You blink in annoyance at the light now entering your eyes. The place was pretty, but ow. The sun has no current business being directly in your eyes.

You close them and lay down on the grass. At least that was nice. Some very soft grass indeed. Oh look, a butterfly. Ooh, quite the looker, hm? Such interesting wing patterns, pretty darling.

"Thanks! I made 'em myself. But uhh, who're you, and how did you get on my mountain?" The butterfly asks.

Hm.

Not what you expected, but you can work with this.

…Maybe.

"Same way you get born. By accident." You grin to yourself, closing your eyes. He he he. Funny, but definitely not right. Eh well.

"Uh huhhh. Right. Well, I'm just gonna put that in the you're delirious section for now. Well, I can work with that!" The butterfly back-flutters (like backflipping, but gravity being less of a problem), before transforming into a monkey man. A very odd looking one.

"Hhhhey. Wait a minute." You squint at the monkey.

"Mhmmm." The monkey grins. Its a pretty one too. For some reason the monkey looks a little embarrassed now. "Well, you did just say my grin was pretty. Should probably stop narrating your thoughts there, pal."

Hm. Nah.

You slowly rise into a sit to look at the monkey- "Monkey King, the handsome Monkey King, if we're being specific," yeah. Okay. That sounds a little too familiar. Hold on. Hhhhoooold on.

"Why do you look like that?"

"Uh. Like what?"

"Lego. Lego monkey ma- hm. Hm, okay. I think I'm getting an idea. A mmmmemory. Yes."

"Uhuh, well can you have it faster? I'm kind of in the middle of something right now."

"Oh! Go do that, I'll just be here wacking my brain into remembering. It may take a bit, check in three to eight business days later." You smile.

"Hm. Yeah no, I don't trust that," he looks off in the distance, calling to someone, "Hey, Ānjìng, you mind keeping an eye on uh…," he looks back at you. You blink at him. "This is the part where you tell me your name." He smirks, quirking an eyebrow. Ah, yes. A naaaammme. Name. Name. A name. A name!

"Eggs Benedict, at your service, please and thank you."

"What- that is. Sure, hah, sure. Ānjìng, can you keep an eye on Eggs, here?" A hoot of a monkey sounds in the distance. Yes. Makes sense. Mmmonkey King. Yes.

"Yep. Monkey King."

The monkey that was called to comes over and baps your face. Blap. Bappy wapp. Hahaha. Yes.

"So, that may be more concerning than I thought. Eh, I'm sure it's fine." In reality, it was not done. Fine. Yes. "Uh huh. Look, I really gotta go now. Have fun, you two!" And he turns back into a butterfly. Pretty wings. He flutters off, and you close your eyes again, ignoring the poking at the side of your face.

"No, I do not have any actual eggs. Or eggs benedicts. But now I'm hungry too. I'd get up to make some for us, but I don't know the recipe." The monkey, Ānjìng huffs at your admission and sits down next to you, doing something. You refuse to open your eyes right now to check.

Which is why waking up to a larger finger poking you (this time in your side) only gets a grunt of annoyance from you.

"Hey, you're not talking out loud anymore! That's probably a good thing. Maybe? I really should ask the kid later."

"No, it's terrible, now let me go back to sleep. I have a headache I'm pretending isn't real."

"You at least want to sleep on a real bed?"

"...no."

"Hah! Suit yourself."

"No. No suits for me, not today. Try that three to eight business days I mentioned earlier."

"Ha hah! Alright, alright, I'm gonna go and let you go back to sleep now. Later!"

"Thank you, come again." And you were out like a light.