You pop your gum. It's flavorless by now, but you don't have any more left to replace it. So, you pop your gum.

Tonight is just like any other night. Boring. Lacking customers because it wasn't very good coffee and it's on the outer side of the city. Not many had a reason to come to this dinky little shop. Good. It means that while most of the customers who come are grumpy and/or weird, they were few and far in-between. Suits you great.

Its boring though.

…

Knock on wood or whatever.

Oh, right. The only wood nearby to knock on is the tables or the broom handle. Hah, like you're getting up now. Your butt? It's firmly planted on this seat.

Yep. Nice warm seat, that took way too long to get re-comfortable on. Not getting out of this seat.

You sniff lightly.

Lavender. Nice.

"'Scuse me. Mind if I get a coffee?"

You glance up and see a monkey demon. Oh. Oops, that's probably who the lavender smell was coming from. Shoot, you're gonna have to get up. Well. Maybe….

"'Course! Sorry about that, just a little bit lost in my own head, ha ha. What can I get you?"